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Ghosted, Zombied, and Left on the Bench… by Dating Losers

Unconfuzed Tribe Season 1 Episode 11

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Welcome to the dating graveyard — where texts go unanswered, vibes get weird, and you're somehow still part of a roster you didn’t sign up for.

In this episode of Unconfuzed, Clarissa breaks down the tragic glossary of modern romance: from getting ghosted like you never existed, to being zombied back to life by an old flame who just liked your story at 2 a.m. We’re talking benching, pocketing, and all the emotionally unavailable nonsense Gen Z and Alpha have given a name (and TikTok trend) to.

Joined by Lisa, Leilia, Heynia, and our Gen Z guest Zora, we’re calling out the red flags, decoding the DMs, and making peace with the fact that yes — your love life might be a meme.

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